EPIC FAIL

i had to admit to myself that I LOVE FOOD TOO MUCH.
fuck the diet. that drink is straight nasty.
i was feeling a little light headed and unhealthy so i folded and ate some cereal.... let me tell you, best cup o' cereal in my entire life.
the end.

end of day 1

it's nearing the end of the day and here's what I've summed up from today:

1. never put too much cayenne pepper in your lemonade.
2. this shit has made me very sleepy.
3. i have been cold allllll day. i think that's the result of not eating any solid foods.
4. i can't wait til this is over. i'm already thinking of foods i want to chow down on after this is over.
5. thank god it's the weekend.

peppery

GOD. i accidentally put 2 teaspoons of cayenne pepper in my lemonade drink/food thingy instead of 1/2 teaspoons. now i'm stuck at work for the next 7.5 hours with only spicy lemonade to eat/drink.

save me.

day 1

no activity down there. and i feel like i'm going to puke trying to chug this 1 qt of water with 2 teaspoons of uniodized salt in it. chugging salt water every morning? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOO GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

2 cups down, just gagged and puked a little.

now i'm staring at my last 2 cups waiting to see the course of action this alleged 'colon blaster' is supposed to take.

this shit is already miserable.

srsly gunna puke this salt water again.

mah mah mah masta cleanse

being a recent foodie, i've stumbled across a lot of food/nutrition blogs. i love finding out about new grains n' stuff to cook up and although my 'fine dining' experiences are few, i've had some. i fantasize about eating at places like chez panisse every day.
so on a more personal note, i've been reading up a lot on different diets, and diets, not in the sense of: losing weight diets, but more like raw foodists vs. vegetarians vs. omnivore vs. calorie restriction, etc etc the list goes on. so i thought, hey, i've been feeling a bit sluggish lately, i'm insanely dependent on coffee and chocolate, and in the end, it just makes me feel worse at the end of the day. i've heard rave reviews from friends about the master cleanse diet and how it's a great jump off point to start a more 'healthy' diet, so i'm going to do it.
i don't know for how many days yet, we'll see about that. if i can ween myself off of coffee (currently i drink about 2-3 cappuccino's per day) i would be a very very happy camper. so here it goes, tomorrow will be day one.
in preparation, i've had cheesecake and chocolate cake tonight... cuz hey, it's all gonna 'flush' out anyway right?